JELVIN SIM THEME SONG!

JELVIN.

(sung to the tune of Micheal Jackson's Thriller, Dedicated to my friend Jelvin Sim)

It's close to midnight,
and something evils lurking in the dark.

Under the streetlight,
We see a light that almost stops our heart.

We try to scream,
But terror takes the sound before we make it.

We start to freeze,
as bright light engulfs our line of sight.

WE'RE PARALYZED!

Cause this is JELVIN! JELVIN SIM!
And no one's there to save us from the car that's gonna strike!

We Know it's JELVIN! JELVIN SIM!
We're fighting for our lives on a Narrow, One-Way HIGHWAYYYYY!!!

We hear the tires screech,
and realise there's nowhere left to run.

We feel our eyes shift,
and wonder if we'll live to see the sun.

We close our eyes,
and hope that this is just imagination.

But all the while,
we hear the car speeding up behind.

We're out of time!

Cause this is JELVIN! JELVIN SIM!
There ain't no chance to dodge against the car with blinding lights.
JELVIN! JELVIN SIM!
We're fighting for our lives on a Narrow, One-way HIGHWAYYY!!!

People start running,
God wonders if he should flood the world again.

There's no escaping that mercedes benz this time.
(It's right behind)

This is the end of our lives.

He's out to get us,
theres roads surrounding us on every side.

They will run you down,
cause Jelvin's driving in optimus prime!

Now is the time,
for us to run screaming in all directions.

All through the night,
I'll run away with despair written on my face.

Fear the Road King.

And he is Jelvin! Jelvin Sim!

cause he can kill you faster before you can ask me why.

Jelvin, Jelvin sim!

So let us run in fright and avoid a
bloody, gory, chilling death tonight.

Cause this is Jelvin, Jelvin Sim!

Cause he can kill you faster before you can ask me why.

Guys, this is Jelvin, Jelvin Sim.

So let us run in fright and avoid a
bloody, gory *cuts off with an AOWWWWWWWW*

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Jelvin drives in search of blood
To terrorize Y'alls neighbourhood
And whosoever shall he bang
without a soul, he'll die in hell
and stand and face BRYAN in hell
And rot inside a burning car

Get fucked for forty thousand years
and spare parts from every car
are thrown at you to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to spasm
for no mere mortal can resist
the evil of JELVIN SIM!

HAAAHAAAHAAAHAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA *COUGH CHOKE GASP WHEEZE GETS BANGED BY A CAR*

Have fun kids! But remember look right and left before crossing the road, lest a car comes to bang you!

P.S- I'll soon be back to blogging =( got some important things to attend to now lols! Cya!