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zX~~~Tp Freshman Orientation day 2~~~Xz

As continued from the previous post, i got sabo-ed by my idiot of a brother Matthew.

And i found out something damn fucked up.

I got no presence untill people need me.

t(=.=t)

Cb when i talk, no one listens. Then when other people talk, those fuckers listen.

This part is dedicated to some bitch......

Ok as i was saying, people don't listen to me.

It happens all the time, even dating back to when i was younger.

E.G : I tell people dun cycle so fast.

They cycle faster and soon take to the sky.

If you are lost, it meant that their bikes hit a rock and they flew 10 metres.

So now, when i suggested a complete play.

No one listened even though they ask me do it.

Ok du lan, but used to it.

Then, got this bitch. She apparently was listening to what i said....

And guess what... She began to spout the exact same thing i said just 2 mins ago.

And the crowd goes wild.

DANIEL SCORES AN OWN-GOAL! WOOTS

See ar... i dunno why when i talk no single ass clown listens.

But when the next fool beside me begins to say the exact same thing people listen.

*Face Palms*

I really am a ninja without trying to be one.

Too skilled for my own good i guess.

And the sad irony of it all is that the girl takes full credit of what i thought of...

AND

She apparently just threw me out the discussion team.

Cool Bitch. you are lucky i have been trained to take bullshit such as this.

If i wasn't, you would swear you have grown a new ass hole and your head would have been going up Matthew's ass. (Cause he knew what happen but keep silent... so much for "Brothers")

Hmmm all this talk is making me even angrier zzz wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf

Anyways, yeah thats what happened and by suggestion of the group leaders,

Guy and girl roles were swapped.

Hence Guys ended up dancing Gee and Girls danced Ring ding dong.

It was messed up.

And thats basically the more interesting thing that happened on the second day.

There was also water sports and as i hate getting wet, it was survival camp for me.

Dodge here and there.

Ended up getting the left side out my shirt wet and the right side was dry.

And i tossed a leader into the Tp swimming pool.

So Yea my FOW/FOC experience was quite crappy.

70% due to the freshmen and 20% due to the activities.

Thanks for ruining my image of TP students.

I have great friends who come from TP.

And When compared to the people i met in this camp.

My friends are all the way at the other end of the spectrum.

The kind of people i met at the FOW really, really was a big letdown.

BUT BUT BUT

There was one thing that i really looked forward to at the camp.

That was.....

*DRUM ROLL*

*Sparkle Sparkle*Going home!*Sparkle Sparkle*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm okies jokes aside, yea basically it sucked big time and...

Before i go i have one last thing to say la.

It really is a rising concern in SG.

Its about Ah beng and Ah lians.

If YOU think that being a CAB/CAL now is cool.

YOU are so Damn Dead Wrong.

If YOU think people are scared of you.

YOU are so Damn Dead Wrong.

And If YOU think that you are the biggest shyt around.

YOU are so GOD DAMNED Dead Wrong.

I only put up with Your kind of people cause if i didn't i'd probably go to jail for life over you people and OBVIOUSLY, it would be such a waste if i were to waste my life away for people like you. So the next time YOU want to try something funny, you better have bought your coffin before hand.

Cause I'm officially pissed.

TP Freshman Orientation Camp- Day 1

xX~~TP Freshman Orientation Camp- Day 1~~Xx

I feel my soul crying out for help.

I hear the cries of pain of a tortured soul.

I see the shit caused by the retartedness which is my mum.

I sense IMPENDING DANGER!

IT'S NONE OTHER THAN THE FRESHMAN ORIENTATION CAMP!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Upon calculation, I will be wasting 35 hours of my damn life!

I tell myself- "Daniel! YOU IDIOT! THE WORLD IS GONNA END IN TWO YEARS! HOW CAN YOU BE STUCK HERE WASTING SUCH PRECIOUS TIME THAT CAN BE PUT TO GOOD USE LIKE OWNING KAI AND SHIT LIKE THAT!!! HOWWWWWWWWWWW!?!?!?!?"

But my mum damns my soul to a 35hour Torture!

I HAVE BEEN SOLEMN JUDGEMENT-ED!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Okies the first day was crap.

The people there are not very sociable.

I find that 60% girls are bitches, 39% are super noisy enthusiastic banshees and 1% are normal.

Apparently i haven't seen that 1% of the population yet.

The Games are childish.

The Cheers are retarted.

The Leaders are retarted but kinda cool.

I got some fucked up stomach pain, It felt like my stomach was empty.... even though i had just eaten.... It was damn painfull. I couldn't even stand properly and think properly....

But on a plus note, there are some cool people there and there are a few beautifull girls *like duh* but i guess they all belong to that 60%. I do not wish to investigate. Girls are not on the top of my list for now. See but dun touch! Lest i get bitten and die from rabies! o.o

Day 2 will be even more retarted...

Why?

Cause i Sabo-ed my bro to become some camp leader...

And he sabo me to be one of his surbordinate...

FUCK! Now i need to plan a skit/dance for tmr Performance Night!

This is for u Matthew>>>> t(=.=t)

Hmmmm and not many people who went for the camp are from Early Childhood Studies....

Tsk. I sense impending dangersssssss.

HAWLHEY SHIATZ!

Part 2 of the torment shall be posted tmr.

Stay tuned.

April's Fool.

xX~~~April 1st,2nd~~~Xx

April's Fool.

Hahaha, that's a day of the year that pranksters and jokers all wait to pull off retarted stunts on their friends and family.
For me, I'm probably not a prankster nor a joker, just a simple, plain retart.

Well, This year, i did 2 epic stunts.

#1- Being accomplice to Sherman's "Food Poisoning Prank"
#2- Hiding behind inanimate objects and then jumping out or silently creeping out to spook the poor victim =D

#1 was plain genius. Sherman Pranked Lawrence & Shermaine plus a few other of his friends by sending them an sms under my name through his handphone to inform them that he had been hospitalised due to severe food poisoning.
Apparently, Sherman recieved many concerned replies from these various people, including Shermaine and excluding Lawrence who doubted his message.
On cue, Sherman got me to send a response message to Lawrence to fool him into thinking that it was me who really sent the message and not sherman's part of a prank.
He Fell for it.
Shermaine was more concerned about him *tsk tsk sherman, making people worry about you* and phoned me straight away to find out the details of sherman's illness as well as which hospital he was warded at and which room. Again due to some genius on the spot thinking and scheming with Sherman, we managed to fool her too. *Sorry Boss ><*
A while later, Sherman decided to inform them that it was an april fools joke in order to prevent them from taking a wasted trip down to the hospital to "visit" him, and me and him went into hiding so as to prevent ourselves from getting massacred by the couple! XDDD

#2 Happened to my good friends Tan Ye Siang and Ryan Christopher.
XD
It began when we went to NTUC to get some food for some mysterious reason....
*COUGH*SmuggleFoodIntoMovieTheatre*COUGH*
I decided to be an ass and hid behind 2 packs of chips and a whole bunch of drink cartons.
A few of my friends saw me and gave me the *wtf are you doing moron!* look but they remained silent to my cause.
Soon enough i saw Ryan busy looking at drinks at the aisle and i decided to jump him by suddenly jumping out from behind the cartons and started swinging around the packets of chips and making some retarted noise. The look on his face was priceless, and there was Lawrence and Shermaine standing at the back Laughing at what i was doing. Hahaha.

Victim Number 2 was Ye Siang, whom i decided to prank as he finished getting a bar of chocolate.
I hid behind 2 large boxes of oatmeal cereal and waited patiently for my prey to come by.
In no time at all, after more glances from my friends, Xiang Jie prompted Ye Siang to come over to his side (which was directly behind where i was hiding) to see more drinks.
Ye Siang started walking over and i decided to strike!
I jumped out from behind the Oatmeal and started making even more retarted noises.
And Lo and Behold!
HIS FACE WAS PURE EPICNESS FROZEN IN TIME!
It was like someone had slapped him in the face and kicked him in the nuts!
It's too bad humans can't take pictures mentally and transfer them into the computer....
Damn, one less picture of unglamness to upload of facebook!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

But oh well, I'll forever remember that moment! XD

To wrap things up, i've probably experienced something more happening than the usual every April's fool and have learnt more on how to be a true ninja!
Also, i caught Clash of the Titans at Century square that day too.
Erm, not really what i had expected.
Too little fighting, too much dialogue and too much stupidity.
But some of the scenes were cool, such as the fight with medusa and the scorpion part, where it really seemed like monster hunter LOL
There were also alot of witty remarks throughout the movie which were funny =O
It probably recieves a 3.5/5 rating from me.
So i'd recommand those who haven't watched it yet to give it a chance if your into mythology.
And remember kids, Here's a small secret!
I was Perseus in my Past life so you better watch out or i'll strike your ass with lightning bolts!
XDDDD
Cya!