TP Freshman Orientation Camp- Day 1

xX~~TP Freshman Orientation Camp- Day 1~~Xx

I feel my soul crying out for help.

I hear the cries of pain of a tortured soul.

I see the shit caused by the retartedness which is my mum.

I sense IMPENDING DANGER!

IT'S NONE OTHER THAN THE FRESHMAN ORIENTATION CAMP!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Upon calculation, I will be wasting 35 hours of my damn life!

I tell myself- "Daniel! YOU IDIOT! THE WORLD IS GONNA END IN TWO YEARS! HOW CAN YOU BE STUCK HERE WASTING SUCH PRECIOUS TIME THAT CAN BE PUT TO GOOD USE LIKE OWNING KAI AND SHIT LIKE THAT!!! HOWWWWWWWWWWW!?!?!?!?"

But my mum damns my soul to a 35hour Torture!

I HAVE BEEN SOLEMN JUDGEMENT-ED!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Okies the first day was crap.

The people there are not very sociable.

I find that 60% girls are bitches, 39% are super noisy enthusiastic banshees and 1% are normal.

Apparently i haven't seen that 1% of the population yet.

The Games are childish.

The Cheers are retarted.

The Leaders are retarted but kinda cool.

I got some fucked up stomach pain, It felt like my stomach was empty.... even though i had just eaten.... It was damn painfull. I couldn't even stand properly and think properly....

But on a plus note, there are some cool people there and there are a few beautifull girls *like duh* but i guess they all belong to that 60%. I do not wish to investigate. Girls are not on the top of my list for now. See but dun touch! Lest i get bitten and die from rabies! o.o

Day 2 will be even more retarted...

Why?

Cause i Sabo-ed my bro to become some camp leader...

And he sabo me to be one of his surbordinate...

FUCK! Now i need to plan a skit/dance for tmr Performance Night!

This is for u Matthew>>>> t(=.=t)

Hmmmm and not many people who went for the camp are from Early Childhood Studies....

Tsk. I sense impending dangersssssss.

HAWLHEY SHIATZ!

Part 2 of the torment shall be posted tmr.

Stay tuned.