~xX~ 17-August-2010 ~Xx~



The year of the prophecy is dawning closer....


That the one code named "JiiiaoBin" would bring about the destruction of the world...


Roads will be destroyed...


Cars will fly...


Worlds will collide...


Entire Galaxies will be lost....


ONE MAN..


ONE DESTINY...


ONE CAR....

EVERYBODY SCREAM!!! *ARGHHHHHH*



From the directors that brought you Independence Day...
We now bring to you...
Banged-By-Kai's-Car Day.
Coming to a Road near you.
2012.

Okies, could help but do that with Kai's beautiful picture there XD
Actually I planned to post that like last year?
But God was determined to stop me from releasing the prophecy too soon...
So yeap, due to technical issues from above, this movie synopsis was held back for a year!
XD

Buuuuuut anyways, Daniel is back and he is late in posting a blog post...
Whoopsies~ Been going Pubbing lately and I am drunk all the way to my arse...
NAH just kidding! XD
Daniel is a good boy, He would never drink.... Right? =D
*hides the bottle of Jack Daniels under his bed*

As I was saying, sorry for the late post.
Well if you don't know who I am apologising to well, It would be myself!
I pledged not to make empty promises so this is training for me!
Well, because I'm late i also slapped my own self =D

Okies, the low down of things last week.
JUBEAT KNIT IS OUT! WOOHOOO!
I think it is the best patch yet, there are many great songs inside.
And not only do they sound good, they are really fun to play!
But on the downside, instead of the usual pricing of 3 credits 4 songs,
It is now 4 credits 3 songs!
OUCHIES D;
Well, the good things in life come with a price tag undoubtedly...
Except for some... Like DANIEL! Who is priceless! XD
Okies back to Jubeat Knit,
Some great songs are Albida, Air raid from tha underground, Love & Joy, Only my railgun
and of course many other Japanese songs which i have no idea what their names are!

Hmmms, things are going great, I've finished my work and have an official 2 and a half months holiday! YAY! *Claps hands in ecstasy while running naked around the house*
Things I am looking forward to would be the NatsuMatsuri Festival, all upcoming cosplay events, My Birthday (Yeah Yeah Yeah) and of course many other random happy shits =D

Oh oh oh, Recently I've also been reading novels by this Singaporean author Loh Kay Hwa.
Hmmm, dunno if this author is a guy/girl/gay/les or a damned alien...
I initially felt that his/her/its books were nice but as i continued to read his/her/its books,
I felt that they got too repetitive. No offense there but I've read better D;
Work harder! As you are a Singaporean too I support you! No matter if you are an Alien or not!
I also used to want to be a writer, which was also why I decided to take up blogging. =O
But... yea sometimes I just Don't feel the motivation to write while at other times I do,
So yeap writing will have to wait!
If i ever write a book and if it is a Fantasy novel.... I know what its title would be! XD
Ehehehe! NOT TELLING YOU! XP

Hmmm, yeap yeap this would be my random rant for now!
I'd just like to end of with....
I WANNA EAT CANDIED APPLES! XD
Omg I have been hit hard with Japanese propaganda!
They and their damned candied apples in their damned summer festivals in animes.
T_T
I want to try it at least once in my life eheheh! XD
This sat, the NatsuMatsuri Fest would be my chance! YAYAYAY!
Hope it will taste nice!
Okies this is Daniel, Prophet & Chronicler of the one and only Jiiiabin-Sama!
Signing Off!

It is nearly time for my holssss!!! XD

~xX~ 8th - August - 2010 ~Xx~

*Sparkle* Happy Birthday Singapore! *Sparkle*

It's national day today!

That means Singapore is one more year closer to dying!

Hurrah! =X

We <3 PAP..... Not!

Just Kidding! XD

Ahahahaha Nobody can slap me this week! I have posted! XD

Although I'll bet no one reads my blog anymore, I shall still post.

Writing is fun i guess =D

And i made a promise a long time ago when this blog had just started to be dedicated to it =O

Guess I should uphold my promises and not be what i detest.

Ahhhh, stupid exams....

I have like -% confidence in my exam results.

I study but it seems that it is not enough.

I can never remember anything =(

At least it's behind me for now, the results will haunt me later....

BUT FOR NOW

I AM A FREE MAN!!!!

*Does a dance around the room*

Okies.... maybe not so free yet, I've got a few more pieces of work to do up before I'm done.

It sucks alot, but yea marks over enjoyment.

The cruel fact of life.

Ink on the paper is worth more than blood on the floor.

Democracy can eat my Shite.

Hmmmm After my work, I have many things to look forward to!

I have so many episodes of anime to catch up to!

I need to prepare my costume for AFA!

I need to sleep more!

I need to play more cards!

I need to do more stupid things!

I need to get a life.

Yeap, Someday when i become rich.

The first thing I will invest in is a life.

Definately.

Hmmm, so many of my friends entered army this year.

It pretty much sucks that all of them are going in one by one.

And the worst part is that when they are done, I'll be the one going in.

Goal!

Double Pwned!

Sucks to be me. D;

On the other hand, well life still sucks.

They say that the grass is greener on the other side.

I say I don't care cause Grass will be grass and i don't eat grass.

No wonder cows have it easy.

Life-wise, I'd say that I've learnt much in class and burnt much of my life away through the tiring experience we know as school.

True enough, now in addition to my average nonsensical spoutings.

I have a touch of Psychology inside.

I can own people even more by spouting things that they can't comprehend out from my mouth.

Chances are, I too won't even know wtf I will be talking about.

That is the art of Daniel.

To do but not to be aware.

Ignorance sometimes really is bliss!

Well well, I've spent 30 minutes of my life thinking of what nonsense I wanted to post here.

Guess thats about it for today.

Actually I have more to rant and complain about, but since it is the start of my Hols,

I don't want to sour the mood.

Some bastards really deserve to die =D

I'll just put up with these shits with a smile.

For me, a smile is the best defense to anything.

It is also the best answer to anything.

Okies, This is Daniel Signing off!

Don't forget to eat some donuts this week for good luck!

I have no idea why though, just eat them!

Hmmmm, just a thought....

Is it spelt Donut or Doughnut?

Lololol XD

Ciiao!

Long time no see Bloggies =( Sorry!

~27/7/10~

It's been 2 months since i have blogged so i decided to just post something here...

First and foremost i must apologise to my blog cause i have neglected it =(

Sorry blog.

Next I will pledge to revive my blog (for real) With at least one post a week starting after my upcoming exams which would be during the first week of Aug. If I fail to update my blog within a week, the first person to notice can slap me once. I am a man of my word, slap me. You may not ever get another chance like this.

Hmmm upcoming sat, there is a BS tourny, this time i must win.

I need to prove my worth on the battlefield and win with my own deck!

Hope i can figure out which deck to play soon.

I got 18th place in the last YGO tourny too, which was sad....

I brought a Perfect declarer deck to major tourny and was one of the two rougue decks to make it so far into the competition. The other was froggy ftk!

Haiz, victory was so close, if only i had won the last match, i think i could have swept my way into the finals. D;

Oh well, what was not meant to be won't be.

I'll just have to be patient and wait it out!

Juggling studies and play is never easy. =(

Well, thats for my short post.

First & second week of Aug would mark the period of time where me and Ys will attempt to do our cosplay costumes for AFA =D
Really looking forward to it and no more procrastinating dudes!

Prinny pinky swear!

Signing off!

Back in (blue)black.

xX~~19th may, 2010~~Xx

A big hi to everyone who actually visits my blog.

The timing of my posts are horrible (i know i know)

But bear with it, i'm struggling to keep my stand in school, trying to juggle homework and play (not really) and of course adapt to the new bullshit in my life.

So here i am today and I'm gonna rant about some stuffs =D

Here goes something.

~PRDC~

Been hanging out much lately =D

As usual- always fun, always great, always AWESOME!

Been trying to learn how to play pokemon competitively from Xj, Jeremy, Sherms and the rest!

So far i'd say I have been able to put some stable footing where competitive play is concerned.

Still, im still learning and there will always be more battles ahead! En Garde! =D

Next up, Counter Angels.

Say what?

Yeap Counter Angels.

My new old old deck XD

It's new old old cause it uses an old concept from an old deck of mine and its vamped up with new cards to better its strategies

As for Battle Spirits, i got the cards that i ordered from sherms.

But i can't seem to be able to sit still and think of a deck to form.....

so that will wait.

Next up we have Jubeat!

The one and only satanic game that steals your soul and money!

My soul is already sealed within that machine with 16 square panels on it D;

It's like freaking tobacco man!

Once you start you will never stop OMFG!

But on the other hand, its super fun =O

So it kinda balances out!

(Thats a frigging LIE $> Fun^11343185310857135 lols! Statistics fail!)

XD

And now last but definitely least, we have my school life. =(

It's crappy.

So many projects and homework!!!!

To top it off i don't know why, but i keep dreading to go to school now.

I think its cause of my nature.

By right, I am a very outgoing person with truck loads of witty and funny comments.

However, by left, I am a silent and introvert kinda guy.

Reason being, I'm not good at talking directly to people i do not know.

And I think this problem has a rational fear behind it.

I'm scared that I will say something that may anger/agitate someone I have just met.

Technically, I am like a dog. Treat me nicely and i will reciprocate.

Treat me bad and i'll not respond much to you.

Abuse me and there are probably two scenarios for you.

Role play time!

A: Prepare to go back home with a few broken limbs.

B: Engage in an all out argumentative war with me. One that I have confidence that i can beat when you really cross the line. I am like Rambo when I'm angry, Infinite ammo, infinite lives, infinite logic. Yes you find that once you argue with me, you will realise that a circle is actually made up of a straight line cause when I'm done breaking and bending that circle into a straight line, it's going straight up your arse. =D

By now, most of you people know that my class is made up of 21 girls and 2 guys.

The two guys in the class, good friends.

The girls..... let me think. I made hi-bye friends with most, friends with some and probably am trying very hard with 1 bitch.

That bitch, who's name is Samantha thinks she can get away with anything just because i don't bite. That is politically incorrect. Once i bite, either u get rabies and die or you just die. So don't tempt me. And yes.... you think you are being damn smart by hiding behind other people and saying stupid stuff about me? Well i dare you to tell it to me in my face. I don't care if you have a boyfriend from god knows where, cause when I'm done with you i doubt any non-living object will even want to be associated with you. And since I'm at it, I probably couldn't curse you more than mother nature already has =O The only thing you have going for you is your fucking average looks. That in layman terms is that you look like a girl who is a girl. But your attitude takes down down the ranks of hell bitch. I'll see you in hell when u die. Count on it. And if you think I wil be going to hell with you.... No no no in monopoly terms its called "Just visiting". =D

Okies, really last last issue. A few people have asked me this friggin question already.

Am i gay?

Are you asking whether Daniel Ivan Voon is gay?

Well...

The answer is.....

..... yes .....

I'm not gay. =3

*In your faces*

Reason being- cause i seemingly don't have any girls i eye.

So MANY MANY people love to presume guys who have little interests currently in girls are gay. I'm here to clear that misconception of you stereo typists up. =.=

It's not that i have no interests in girls. It's that i find girls troublesome and probably hard to approach. Almost my whole life, i have spent it with great friends 99% guys.

The only time i ever had some good friends who were girls would be in kindergarten. =(

So when i came into Tp i was really all WTF over the 21 girls 2 guys class.

The thing is that people nowadays, especially girls like to think that a guy who doesn't seem to have any girl he like is a gay! What kinda weird trend is that man. Must i say i eye all girls in the world in order to be a man? =.= Give me a break please.

Well, to sum it up, what I'm trying to say is that no matter what stupid stuff i say or do for your amusement is not 100% true. I merely like to make people laugh. If you want to take it literally go ahead just know that some borders aren't meant to be crossed. Go be Christopher Columbus some where else. And also, i detest people who hide behind other people backs. If you have the freaking lip to talk rot about others, just be prepared to eat that shit back. It wont be pretty but at least you will have my respect for not being a pussy.

Okies, that should be enough of a rant for now.

Hope you guys enjoyed reading it and laughed at it =D

But seriously although 80% of my post is exaggeration, you seriously don't want to see me angry neither do you want to be a bitch like that girl cause it would lead me to getting angry.

If you are smart, dont try that at home kid.

Signing Off,

Dan.

TP things

zX~~~Tp Freshman Orientation day 2~~~Xz

As continued from the previous post, i got sabo-ed by my idiot of a brother Matthew.

And i found out something damn fucked up.

I got no presence untill people need me.

t(=.=t)

Cb when i talk, no one listens. Then when other people talk, those fuckers listen.

This part is dedicated to some bitch......

Ok as i was saying, people don't listen to me.

It happens all the time, even dating back to when i was younger.

E.G : I tell people dun cycle so fast.

They cycle faster and soon take to the sky.

If you are lost, it meant that their bikes hit a rock and they flew 10 metres.

So now, when i suggested a complete play.

No one listened even though they ask me do it.

Ok du lan, but used to it.

Then, got this bitch. She apparently was listening to what i said....

And guess what... She began to spout the exact same thing i said just 2 mins ago.

And the crowd goes wild.

DANIEL SCORES AN OWN-GOAL! WOOTS

See ar... i dunno why when i talk no single ass clown listens.

But when the next fool beside me begins to say the exact same thing people listen.

*Face Palms*

I really am a ninja without trying to be one.

Too skilled for my own good i guess.

And the sad irony of it all is that the girl takes full credit of what i thought of...

AND

She apparently just threw me out the discussion team.

Cool Bitch. you are lucky i have been trained to take bullshit such as this.

If i wasn't, you would swear you have grown a new ass hole and your head would have been going up Matthew's ass. (Cause he knew what happen but keep silent... so much for "Brothers")

Hmmm all this talk is making me even angrier zzz wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf

Anyways, yeah thats what happened and by suggestion of the group leaders,

Guy and girl roles were swapped.

Hence Guys ended up dancing Gee and Girls danced Ring ding dong.

It was messed up.

And thats basically the more interesting thing that happened on the second day.

There was also water sports and as i hate getting wet, it was survival camp for me.

Dodge here and there.

Ended up getting the left side out my shirt wet and the right side was dry.

And i tossed a leader into the Tp swimming pool.

So Yea my FOW/FOC experience was quite crappy.

70% due to the freshmen and 20% due to the activities.

Thanks for ruining my image of TP students.

I have great friends who come from TP.

And When compared to the people i met in this camp.

My friends are all the way at the other end of the spectrum.

The kind of people i met at the FOW really, really was a big letdown.

BUT BUT BUT

There was one thing that i really looked forward to at the camp.

That was.....

*DRUM ROLL*

*Sparkle Sparkle*Going home!*Sparkle Sparkle*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm okies jokes aside, yea basically it sucked big time and...

Before i go i have one last thing to say la.

It really is a rising concern in SG.

Its about Ah beng and Ah lians.

If YOU think that being a CAB/CAL now is cool.

YOU are so Damn Dead Wrong.

If YOU think people are scared of you.

YOU are so Damn Dead Wrong.

And If YOU think that you are the biggest shyt around.

YOU are so GOD DAMNED Dead Wrong.

I only put up with Your kind of people cause if i didn't i'd probably go to jail for life over you people and OBVIOUSLY, it would be such a waste if i were to waste my life away for people like you. So the next time YOU want to try something funny, you better have bought your coffin before hand.

Cause I'm officially pissed.

TP Freshman Orientation Camp- Day 1

xX~~TP Freshman Orientation Camp- Day 1~~Xx

I feel my soul crying out for help.

I hear the cries of pain of a tortured soul.

I see the shit caused by the retartedness which is my mum.

I sense IMPENDING DANGER!

IT'S NONE OTHER THAN THE FRESHMAN ORIENTATION CAMP!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Upon calculation, I will be wasting 35 hours of my damn life!

I tell myself- "Daniel! YOU IDIOT! THE WORLD IS GONNA END IN TWO YEARS! HOW CAN YOU BE STUCK HERE WASTING SUCH PRECIOUS TIME THAT CAN BE PUT TO GOOD USE LIKE OWNING KAI AND SHIT LIKE THAT!!! HOWWWWWWWWWWW!?!?!?!?"

But my mum damns my soul to a 35hour Torture!

I HAVE BEEN SOLEMN JUDGEMENT-ED!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Okies the first day was crap.

The people there are not very sociable.

I find that 60% girls are bitches, 39% are super noisy enthusiastic banshees and 1% are normal.

Apparently i haven't seen that 1% of the population yet.

The Games are childish.

The Cheers are retarted.

The Leaders are retarted but kinda cool.

I got some fucked up stomach pain, It felt like my stomach was empty.... even though i had just eaten.... It was damn painfull. I couldn't even stand properly and think properly....

But on a plus note, there are some cool people there and there are a few beautifull girls *like duh* but i guess they all belong to that 60%. I do not wish to investigate. Girls are not on the top of my list for now. See but dun touch! Lest i get bitten and die from rabies! o.o

Day 2 will be even more retarted...

Why?

Cause i Sabo-ed my bro to become some camp leader...

And he sabo me to be one of his surbordinate...

FUCK! Now i need to plan a skit/dance for tmr Performance Night!

This is for u Matthew>>>> t(=.=t)

Hmmmm and not many people who went for the camp are from Early Childhood Studies....

Tsk. I sense impending dangersssssss.

HAWLHEY SHIATZ!

Part 2 of the torment shall be posted tmr.

Stay tuned.

April's Fool.

xX~~~April 1st,2nd~~~Xx

April's Fool.

Hahaha, that's a day of the year that pranksters and jokers all wait to pull off retarted stunts on their friends and family.
For me, I'm probably not a prankster nor a joker, just a simple, plain retart.

Well, This year, i did 2 epic stunts.

#1- Being accomplice to Sherman's "Food Poisoning Prank"
#2- Hiding behind inanimate objects and then jumping out or silently creeping out to spook the poor victim =D

#1 was plain genius. Sherman Pranked Lawrence & Shermaine plus a few other of his friends by sending them an sms under my name through his handphone to inform them that he had been hospitalised due to severe food poisoning.
Apparently, Sherman recieved many concerned replies from these various people, including Shermaine and excluding Lawrence who doubted his message.
On cue, Sherman got me to send a response message to Lawrence to fool him into thinking that it was me who really sent the message and not sherman's part of a prank.
He Fell for it.
Shermaine was more concerned about him *tsk tsk sherman, making people worry about you* and phoned me straight away to find out the details of sherman's illness as well as which hospital he was warded at and which room. Again due to some genius on the spot thinking and scheming with Sherman, we managed to fool her too. *Sorry Boss ><*
A while later, Sherman decided to inform them that it was an april fools joke in order to prevent them from taking a wasted trip down to the hospital to "visit" him, and me and him went into hiding so as to prevent ourselves from getting massacred by the couple! XDDD

#2 Happened to my good friends Tan Ye Siang and Ryan Christopher.
XD
It began when we went to NTUC to get some food for some mysterious reason....
*COUGH*SmuggleFoodIntoMovieTheatre*COUGH*
I decided to be an ass and hid behind 2 packs of chips and a whole bunch of drink cartons.
A few of my friends saw me and gave me the *wtf are you doing moron!* look but they remained silent to my cause.
Soon enough i saw Ryan busy looking at drinks at the aisle and i decided to jump him by suddenly jumping out from behind the cartons and started swinging around the packets of chips and making some retarted noise. The look on his face was priceless, and there was Lawrence and Shermaine standing at the back Laughing at what i was doing. Hahaha.

Victim Number 2 was Ye Siang, whom i decided to prank as he finished getting a bar of chocolate.
I hid behind 2 large boxes of oatmeal cereal and waited patiently for my prey to come by.
In no time at all, after more glances from my friends, Xiang Jie prompted Ye Siang to come over to his side (which was directly behind where i was hiding) to see more drinks.
Ye Siang started walking over and i decided to strike!
I jumped out from behind the Oatmeal and started making even more retarted noises.
And Lo and Behold!
HIS FACE WAS PURE EPICNESS FROZEN IN TIME!
It was like someone had slapped him in the face and kicked him in the nuts!
It's too bad humans can't take pictures mentally and transfer them into the computer....
Damn, one less picture of unglamness to upload of facebook!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

But oh well, I'll forever remember that moment! XD

To wrap things up, i've probably experienced something more happening than the usual every April's fool and have learnt more on how to be a true ninja!
Also, i caught Clash of the Titans at Century square that day too.
Erm, not really what i had expected.
Too little fighting, too much dialogue and too much stupidity.
But some of the scenes were cool, such as the fight with medusa and the scorpion part, where it really seemed like monster hunter LOL
There were also alot of witty remarks throughout the movie which were funny =O
It probably recieves a 3.5/5 rating from me.
So i'd recommand those who haven't watched it yet to give it a chance if your into mythology.
And remember kids, Here's a small secret!
I was Perseus in my Past life so you better watch out or i'll strike your ass with lightning bolts!
XDDDD
Cya!